"Geek Speak", brought to you by the National Security Agency.
Ok, so I was sitting in class today, and we had a really great briefing. Our briefer introduced himself as a geek, and not just any geek, an NSA geek! During the course of this briefting he used the best geek terminology I've heard yet!
Kinetic Redistribution: (v) To explode; To bomb.
Example: It is the job of US Air Force F-16 pilots to conduct kinetic redistribution deployment opperations against our enemies during wartime.