So, while driving home from work I hear a commercial for a "Hershy's Cash" thing, where you eat Hershy candy and then turn in the codes. Of course the commercial urges you to eat lots of candy to get lots of cash. But see, here is the funny part, at the end it has that sort of 'radio fine print'. This is what they have to say. "You should know that candy is a drug, consume in moderation." Candy. Is. A. Drug! Put down that chocolate now! lol.