Admitedly his first joke of the day wasn't that funny. In fact we all forgot to laugh, which you should always laugh at the commander's jokes, even when they aren't funny. So that meant the next 15-20 minutes was every one telling jokes. The winning joke was the commanders:
Two texans are sitting an a bar having a drink. This gorgeous woman walks in and sits at the end of the bar. After a few moments she starts choking on a peanut. The first texan looks at his friend and says, 'Guess we should help her.' They get up and mosey on down to her. The first guy puts his arms around her and picks her up, standing her beside the stool. The second one bends her over and pullsup the back of her dress. The first man leans down and licks her right on the ass. She shoots up and the force of her sudden movement causes the peanut to go flying out of her mouth. The first guy says to his friend, 'That hind lick maneuver allways works."