So, I had to stop by my local bank today to get more paperwork for my direct deposit, as it seems the Air Force lost the last paperwork I sent them. (read I didn't have any deposit slips with the routing number and they never sent me checks so needed the routing number). I get into my car and realize that my USAA debit card is not in my wallet, so I quickly run back in to grab it as it must have fallen out of my wallet while I was dealing with the deposit stuff. Sure enough it had, but here is the kicker. They found it. And they CUT IT IN HALF! How stupid is that crap? I hate banks.