Well, I go in to get my leave signed off and made official and I'm asked, "How old are you?"
them: "You need a safety briefing."
me; "But, I'm not leaving the local area at all."
them: "Doesn't matter, you are not 27, you need a briefing."
me: "So I need a briefing on how to be safe in my own home, something I've been doing for 26 years?"
me: "You can't be serious."
them: "No safety brief, no leave number."
me: -shakes head in disgust and leaves-
And they wonder why the military has such high attrition rates.