Oh no, today, not typical. A new height to the oxymoron "Military Intelligence".
|7:30AM:||Arrive at backed up traffic on Gordon Highway. Assume this is due to an accident. No worries.|
|7:36AM:||Realize that this is really backed up traffic from the gate to Fort Gordon. To quote crazylikefox, "So many beans waiting to be counted."|
|08:06AM:||Arrive at the intersection of Gordon Highway and Dyes Parkway. Have traveled 0.6 miles since 7:36.|
|08:14AM:||Arrive at Gate 1. Have traveled 1.1 miles since 7:36. Show my ID, Driver's License, Insurance Card, Registration. Have a rent-a-cop look at my trunk and engine.|
|08:28AM:||Arrive at the intersection of Rice Road and Chamberlain Avenue. Have traveled 2.6 miles since 7:36. Go through Military Police Checkpoint. MP verifies I have the appropriate 4 stickers on my windshield.|
|08:37AM:||Arrive at GRSOC. Have traveled 4.3 miles since 7:36. Get out and go inside. Show ID and have bag searched. Punch in super secret spy code and sit and do nothing.|
|Conclusion:||Traveled 4.3 miles at an average speed of 4.2 miles per hour. Arrived at work 37 minutes late. Showed ID card 3 times Showed driver's license twice. Had stickers on cars checked twice. Punched in one super secret spy code.|
The military planning at it's finest.